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Your luggage is entirely your responsibility and we take no responsibility for them whatsoever. In the unlikely event that they are damaged, it’s not our fault. Luggage that contains over 1 microgram of dirt will be considered unsanitary and will incur an additional cleaning cost of £50 per milligram. Any luggage that makes a swishy or scrunchy noise when moved will require soundproofing at an additional charge of £100 per sock.
Rabbits are bloody dangerous. If I were you i'd steer clear.
Cruddlestrump is probably toxic and only 12 deaths have been directly attributed to its consumption (apart from the others). Drink at your own risk - it tastes lovely*
*does not taste lovely
Rabbits are bloody dangerous. If I were you i'd steer clear.
Cruddlestrump is probably toxic and only 12 deaths have been directly attributed to its consumption (apart from the others). Drink at your own risk - it tastes lovely*
*does not taste lovely