Leather Smalls
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I would like to order some Willis pants at the very reasonable cost of £150 per pair (that's £300 in total). I also understand that the pants may take some time until dispatch*.
*Dispatch can take as much as 20 years as the Oriental Rat Flea population only numbers 20,000; you will have to wait until the population increases. This is further hampered by the annual ORF cull, where 19,998 are culled every year. I have read the small print and understand that there is a small sir charge for ordering from the store rather than the other page - this only applies to men who have ever been addressed as "sir"; most likely a middle or upper classer. |
"The leather actually feels like hair, its almost not like leather at all - amazing" |
Cruddlestrump
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Order a crate of Cruddlestrump for only £2.50 per bottle. There are 24 bottles per crate*. Each order comes with some grit, a gas mask and an envelope marked "For Mabel: the loveliest fish in the gang". A complimentary sparrow will be handed out to the first 100 orders.
*Each crate has a 25 bottle surcharge. Please send the bottle of Cruddlestrump to Mabel. 
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"I was blind now I can see, I was deaf now I can knit, all thanks to Cruddlestrump" |
Bunny Prison
Buying from MillCorp Tony
Hi – i’m Tony and i’m ready to take your order in any way you want to give it, simply click here for a live web chat and I can run you through the ordering process and other services we offer.
We also provide a Leather Smalls fitting and mirkin service on request. Please note; we only accept payment in cash at The Chequers pub in Laddingford. Simply let one of the team know the secret password "it's to pay off Colin's tab" and you are good to go. Safe, secure and environmentally friendly. If you want advice on other matters click here. |
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