Mr Blue Drug Testing for Athletes
Like you, here at MillLabs we have been 'really fed up' of people cheating at sport and given our resources, really high tech equipment and the greatest brains in all of Christendom, we decided to do something about it. Out of it was born Mr Blue.
MillLabs have been working with some of the worlds top boffins to develop a, now well used, revolutionary drug testing system used by WANDA for over 13 years.
How does it work?
"Like, Blue Loo and Blue dye in swimming pools, it's simple" said Gary Strobe MD. If you use performance enhancing drugs, you will turn blue.
“Mr Blue works in a similar way to weeing in a swimming pool”. “We introduce a blue dye into each athlete’s blood stream using a sophisticated pump thingy, if they turn blue on testing, then it is a 100% positive confirmation that they have taken drugs in the past 2 weeks”.
As well as approval from WANDA, all Tour de France cycling teams have signed up to the new testing protocol.
"If you see blue riders in any UCI races, then they are either drug cheats or very cold"
NB: Comments that there are some teething problems are not true.