|
|
Have you ever seen a rabbit at Christmas? Another MillCorp Advertorial
Yawning or ready to savagely attack?
No, because they are hidden by owners who fear "over Christmas".
When rabbits are introduced to Christmas it can be be a very stressful time, which we at MillCorp understand only too well (MillCorp is mainly run by hyper intelligent Leporidae ). But, we have a solution, there is no need to put your rabbit in hiding this year. MillCorps "rabbity wabbity, kiss my flabbity" service can help.
Be sure to follow this strict routine and your rabbit will be fine over the holiday period. Please note; this routine only works if you purchase a patented MillCorp "Bunny Prison", available for only £59.99 from our store.
Firstly, to reduce your rabbit's stress, try to stick sellotape on her ears and give her plenty of attention and reassurance. If your bunny is particularly sensitive to noise and activity, you may even want to move her to a quieter room or hammock if you have company visiting.
When rabbits are introduced to Christmas it can be be a very stressful time, which we at MillCorp understand only too well (MillCorp is mainly run by hyper intelligent Leporidae ). But, we have a solution, there is no need to put your rabbit in hiding this year. MillCorps "rabbity wabbity, kiss my flabbity" service can help.
Be sure to follow this strict routine and your rabbit will be fine over the holiday period. Please note; this routine only works if you purchase a patented MillCorp "Bunny Prison", available for only £59.99 from our store.
Firstly, to reduce your rabbit's stress, try to stick sellotape on her ears and give her plenty of attention and reassurance. If your bunny is particularly sensitive to noise and activity, you may even want to move her to a quieter room or hammock if you have company visiting.
State of the art Bunny Prison
Don't be shy about laying down some ground rules for your company, especially if they include children (never leave your rabbit unsupervised with a child). Following these rules will ensure your rabbit’s safety and well being during this difficult period:
Don’t EVER look at the bunny in the eye. They’re right bastards for staring and can make visitors very uncomfortable.
Don’t let anyone get near the bunny. It could take only a second for a potentially crippling or even fatal accident to occur at the hands of a well-meaning, but overly affectionate bunny who can’t control its urges. Remember, they have fangs and WILL bite.
If you have guests who are particularly interested in visiting your rabbit, don't allow them to handle the bunny without first properly instructing them about safe handling. Remove the barbed wire first and pin the bloody thing down with your knee on its neck and then only let visitors touch the arse bit, it’s the safest end. Please note; you may not want to touch the seemingly fluffy tale, it’s a giant rabbit knob.
Finally, let visitors know that a rabbit's digestive system is very delicate, and though she may be adorable when she sits up and begs for treats, that giving in and overfeeding her could be killing her with kindness. Also if you give it crisps it will go flippin’ mental and will go for your throat.
With these precautions in mind, don’t forget to buy your MillCorp "Bunny Prison", and we wish you and your bunnies a fun-filled, joyous Holiday Season!
Don’t EVER look at the bunny in the eye. They’re right bastards for staring and can make visitors very uncomfortable.
Don’t let anyone get near the bunny. It could take only a second for a potentially crippling or even fatal accident to occur at the hands of a well-meaning, but overly affectionate bunny who can’t control its urges. Remember, they have fangs and WILL bite.
If you have guests who are particularly interested in visiting your rabbit, don't allow them to handle the bunny without first properly instructing them about safe handling. Remove the barbed wire first and pin the bloody thing down with your knee on its neck and then only let visitors touch the arse bit, it’s the safest end. Please note; you may not want to touch the seemingly fluffy tale, it’s a giant rabbit knob.
Finally, let visitors know that a rabbit's digestive system is very delicate, and though she may be adorable when she sits up and begs for treats, that giving in and overfeeding her could be killing her with kindness. Also if you give it crisps it will go flippin’ mental and will go for your throat.
With these precautions in mind, don’t forget to buy your MillCorp "Bunny Prison", and we wish you and your bunnies a fun-filled, joyous Holiday Season!