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Bag, bag, bag, bag

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After 10 years of hard research, both in the UK and Europe MillCorp Innovations is proud to launch Bag, bag, bag, bag.

Here at MillCorp, we truly believe that in 3 months this will replace rucksacks and other carrying devices currently in use, except donkeys and the odd yak.

Recent article on Bag, Bag, Bag, Bag at world renown news site Rumour Whiff

Benefits of BBBB

  1. It utilises technology that already exists
  2. Crushable
  3. Quiet
  4. No environmental impact
  5. Great design
  6. Waterproof

How does it work?

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How to operate bag, bag, bag, bag
Simply store something in bag 1, put it in bag 2 and then place that carefully into bag 3, and then insert bagged bags into bag 4 remembering what was in each bag by brand.
Next, get a licence from your nearest bag 'o' meter and you are all set.*

Bag 'O' Meter location

The bag, bag, bag, bag is available on all good bag 'o ' meters NOW. 
*licences cost £1 per bag up to a multiple of 2 bags, upon which you will have to pay a bag supplement of £1 or, you can pay an annual fee of £100 and a usage royalty of only 0.20 pence per bag, per 30 mins usage. If you intend to use the bags within the home you will have to shout "I'm bringing my bags indoors" when entering the property.

​Non-payment of the licence fees will result in a fine or imprisonment, whatever is the cheapest.

What our customers say

"I don't think my legs can take any more. MillCorp are so brilliant at doing stuff to do with business and that. I have recommended them to my Aunty who loves a digestive." Laughing Tim
"Wowza, wowza, you guys are just brilliant. I have never ever, experienced such professionalism and dedication to such an awkward thingy in my life. Well done MillCorp, high fives all round, woop de doo da. Zing, zang a zong." Alastair Campbell BNP
"The shoes were very nice and I liked the cakes, they were lovely. Agnes had a nice hat on and knitted the longest scarf I had ever seen. And that young lad had the biggest knob in the world, gripping it was very difficult, I had to use two hands but I eventually got the door open thanks to MillCorp." Mrs Bangers
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