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Organic valeting

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Your baggage will undergo a serious of careful movements and different environments to ensure that your baggage will be at one with itself and its environment on arrival at your destination. This exclusive service also includes our  “up above the clouds” service which includes pressurising your baggage and slowly cleaning it by ascending through clouds as if it were literally in a plane.

An ode to valeting by Gulielmus Peregrinus Falconus

"Our special valets, come from the valleys, and live in an alley, where they keep a tally...of crisps."

"My balls felt wonderful after using the organic valeting service. Beforehand they were all rough and bobbling, probably from too much friction, but they were smooth as silk and ready for action on my arrival - thanks MillCorp"
Andy Murray

What our customers say

"I don't think my legs can take any more. MillCorp are so brilliant at doing stuff to do with business and that. I have recommended them to my Aunty who loves a digestive." Laughing Tim
"Wowza, wowza, you guys are just brilliant. I have never ever, experienced such professionalism and dedication to such an awkward thingy in my life. Well done MillCorp, high fives all round, woop de doo da. Zing, zang a zong." Alastair Campbell BNP
"The shoes were very nice and I liked the cakes, they were lovely. Agnes had a nice hat on and knitted the longest scarf I had ever seen. And that young lad had the biggest knob in the world, gripping it was very difficult, I had to use two hands but I eventually got the door open thanks to MillCorp." Mrs Bangers
  • Home
  • About us
  • Brands
    • Bag bag bag bag
    • Lookey Likey Lovelies
    • Crisp Mountain
    • Mr Blue
    • Merthers originals
    • Slowmam
    • Cruddlestrump
    • Leather Smalls
    • Bunny Prison
    • MOT
  • Store
  • Survey
  • News