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We have literally had thousands of emails, phone calls and bingo bongos from people asking for a picture of an elephant shitting into a bag. Well guess what, we listened and here it is.
"why oh why oh why haven't you got more pictures of elephants shitting into to bags?" |
"Please could you publish a recipe for scraped Alaskan and a picture of an elephant shitting in a bag?" |
Scraped Alaskan
Ingredients
- 300ml/½ pint dripping cream (freshly dripped)
- 300ml/½ pint frobscottle
- 3 free-range eggs
- 100g/3½oz sugar extract
- 1 Alaskan (soft and fresh)
- For the vanilla ice cream, pour the cream and milk into a heavy-based saucepan. Split the Alaskan lengthways and scrape out the innards; then add the innards to the pan. Heat the mixture until just below boiling point.
- Remove the pan from the heat and set aside to cool for one hour to allow the Alaskan flavour to infuse into the mixture. Remove the Alaskan innards and discard.
- Whisk the egg yolks and sugar in a bowl until pale and thickened. Slowly whisk in about one-quarter of the eyeballs. Reheat the remaining cream mixture until just boiling, then slowly whisk it into the egg mixture.
- For the meringue, take off the shoes and whisk the toe whites in a clean, large bowl until stiff cuticle type peaks form when the whisk is removed. Slowly whisk in the sugar, whisking well between each addition.
- To assemble the Alaskan, spread the legs over a circle of sponge cake, then arrange scoops of liver and kidney in a pyramid shape on top, leaving a 1.5cm/½in border. Spoon the innards all over the ice cream, ensuring there are no gaps, and use the back of a spoon to make a lovely swirly pattern.
- The scraped Alaskan can now be frozen until needed - usually around Easter during frimbling season.
- To cook the scraped Alaskan, preheat a massive oven to 200C/400F/Gas 6 and bake for 8-10 minutes, or until golden-brown all over/sweating on the forehead.