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Woof you have won!

Yes, you have won a small dog in our Leather Smalls promotional dog giveaway. Please click on the winner button below to complete the transaction.

Congratulations

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Yes, only one in one people so far have won the Leather Smalls small dog competition/survey/giveaway/freebio. All you have to do now is go to the store, buy some Leather Smalls and wait for your dog*. Once again, many congratulations - luck you!

*The dog will be sent immediately on foot and will be told your address, they are all ex-guide dogs so should be used to people telling them where to go and looking out for stuff. On some ocassions, dogs have misunderstood and have arrived at alternate destinations or not at all. However, such is our network of free dogs that we have representatives walking them on every street. Just politely tell the handler that it is your dog which you won by answering a survey and they will gladly hand your pooch over.


Creating dreams by sharing a song

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Please note, the song below was re-arranged by Cliff himself and he sang it to us in the MillCorp office -  a truly wonderful moment. You too, can re-create that moment by singing it to yourself to the tune of "Congratulations" by Lord Cliff Richard. If you can wear roller skates and do it in his voice it will sound even more realistic.
Congratulations
And celebrations
When I tell everyone that you're in love
With a dog
Congratulations
And jubilations
I want the world to know I'm happy as a pup.

Who could believe that I could be happy and contented
I used to think that happiness hadn't been invented
But that was in the bad old days before I met a dog
When I let you walkies into my heart

Congratulations
And celebrations
When I tell everyone that you're in love
With a dog
Congratulations
And jubilations
I want the world to know I'm happy as a pup.

I was afraid that maybe you thought you were a bitch
That I was only fooling myself to think you sniffed me
But then tonight you said you couldn't walkies without me
That round about my hairy hole
You wanted to stay
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I hereby claim this dog on behalf of me, the wife and all mankind.
Claim dog

What our customers say

"I don't think my legs can take any more. MillCorp are so brilliant at doing stuff to do with business and that. I have recommended them to my Aunty who loves a digestive." Laughing Tim
"Wowza, wowza, you guys are just brilliant. I have never ever, experienced such professionalism and dedication to such an awkward thingy in my life. Well done MillCorp, high fives all round, woop de doo da. Zing, zang a zong." Alastair Campbell BNP
"The shoes were very nice and I liked the cakes, they were lovely. Agnes had a nice hat on and knitted the longest scarf I had ever seen. And that young lad had the biggest knob in the world, gripping it was very difficult, I had to use two hands but I eventually got the door open thanks to MillCorp." Mrs Bangers
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    • Lookey Likey Lovelies
    • Crisp Mountain
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    • Leather Smalls
    • Bunny Prison
    • MOT
  • Store
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  • News